When I’m President 11-24-2021

I don’t plan on running for president anytime soon.  However, if I did, and was elected, things would be a whole lot different around here.  This post is not meant to get into anything political AT ALL, rather, it’s a way for me to blow off a little steam regarding a bunch of things people say WAY TOO MUCH that drive me crazy.  As there are approximately eight gazillion things that bother me, I will share a partial list, say, every Thursday.

So, without further ado, here is my list of catch words, sayings, and phrases that will be OUTLAWED or simply GONE, should I ever become president.  A word of caution, you most likely use one or many of these………

Put in my two cents

If you don’t care about the situation to where you can’t put in more than two lousy pennies, I don’t care one bit about your opinion!  Get out of here!

Food for thought

My thoughts consist of slowly murdering people who overuse these sayings.  They do not need nourishment.

Playing devil’s advocate

Did the devil give you this position?  Was there an opening because I never saw it advertised on Indeed?  Did the former advocate retire?  I’m guessing that hell is not experiencing the same shortage of workers, seeing as a lot of people seemingly play the role.     

Wear many hats

Someone who performs a lot of roles is said to, wear many hats.  This is even said where I work, where wearing a hat is against the organization’s dress code.

Eggs in one basket

We are warned not to do this, but I’m wondering why I would want to utilize multiple baskets for my eggs.  I’m less apt to leave some of them behind if I put them all in one basket.

Two beers short of a six pack

Stupid saying by stupid people who are complaining about someone being stupid.

Hot off the press

This is utilized when something is breaking in the news industry.  It should NOT be utilized to gossip about Aunt Maude’s new beau. 

Bad Driving Tip #4

Welcome to my personal rant that gets me fired up traveling to and from work, and really, anywhere in between.  I struggle with other people sharing my roadways.  Thanks Dad!  In an effort to not take part in a road rage incident, I’ve decided to express my frustrations in a healthier manner.  Right here.  For you.

Person A:  You won’t be happy until you are the only person driving out there.

Me:  How do we make that happen?

Offense:  Taking too long to make a simple right-hand turn.

Tip:  Step on the gas somewhat, please!  You will not end up on two wheels, I promise!

Ever get behind someone who puts their right turn blinker on a half mile before their turn and when they actually get to where they want to execute the turn, they do so slower than a sailboat could make the same turn?  Ever wish you could ram that person into the turn quicker? Me too.

Thursday Technical: Paradiddle #8 (Pattern w/Movement Around the Kit)

Fairly old video and it looks like this person is not active, but his paradiddle workout here is almost identical to what I use. I LOVE paradiddles! Non-drummers, just trust me, paradiddles are awesome!

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Hey everyone! Back with my next video in my Paradiddle series for Thursday Technical at Drums & Fun.

This week is Paradiddle #8: RRLR LRLL

I hope you enjoy and have some fun, don’t forget to try on your kit!

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romantic delicate red rose

Have you ever had an interest or taken up a hobby in something and then saw how the big boys do it? I would like to give a shout out to Paul Militaru, whose talent with the camera not only temporarily makes me want to throw mine off a bridge, it then inspires me to learn and practice to get better. Paul has been a big supporter of my page, which I greatly appreciate. Trust me, the photos on his site are simply amazing. Check them out, but do not nominate him for an award!

Easy Homemade Dinner Rolls — Craveable Comfort

I recently have been requested to make homemade dinner rolls for the first time ever. These look so delicious and you don’t have to wait for the dough to rise! It checks off two boxes for me in that I love bread and I lack any sort of patience!  Thank you to “My Meals Are On Wheels” for sharing this!

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I hate waiting for dough to rise, it’s a lot like watching paint dry. So to spare you guys the wait, I wanted to share with you these cute little dinner rolls that have only a 10 minute rise time. Crazy right?! We decided last minute to have sloppy joes for dinner, and I wasn’t […]

Easy Homemade Dinner Rolls — Craveable Comfort

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The Murder of Regina Curtis is Still Unsolved — True Crime Never Sleeps

When a child disappears, the police have to quickly determine how seriously they need to take the situation. Is the child simply out with a friend and lost track of time, or did something more serious happen, and the child was abducted? 1,008 more words

The Murder of Regina Curtis is Still Unsolved — True Crime Never Sleeps

100 GREAT SONGS FROM THE BRITISH INVASION: DON’T BRING ME DOWN- THE ANIMALS

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The Animals – Don't Bring Me Down (1966, Vinyl) - Discogs

100 Great Songs From The British Invasion: 1963-1966: Don’t Bring Me Down- The Animals. Don’t Bring Me Down- was another of the Brill Building hits for The Animals. Their producer Mickie Most made a call for some songs and got three at once- all turning out to be big hits- ‘We Gotta Get Out Of This Place’, ‘It’s My Life’ and ‘Don’t Bring Me Down.’ The Animals had mixed emotions about this material- while they were getting hit material -they preferred the more R&B numbers that would fill out the albums. By the time they recorded “Don’t Bring Me Down’ they had a new producer- Tom Wilson- of Bob Dylan and Simon & Garfunkel fame. This was their first release with a new drummer- Barry Jenkins who had replaced founding member John Steel.

  • Single: ‘Don’t Bring Me Down’
  • Record Company- MGM
  • Genre: Rock
  • Written by Gerry Goffin and Carole King

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