When I’m President 12-16-2021

I don’t plan on running for president anytime soon.  However, if I did, and was elected, things would be a whole lot different around here.  This post is not meant to get into anything political AT ALL, rather, it’s a way for me to blow off a little steam regarding a bunch of things people say WAY TOO MUCH that drive me crazy.  As there are approximately eight gazillion things that bother me, I will share a partial list, say, every Thursday.

So, without further ado, here is my list of catch words, sayings, and phrases that will be OUTLAWED or simply GONE, should I ever become president.  A word of caution, you most likely use one or many of these………

Going to the ship

This nauseating saying references when someone’s team advances to the championship game.  I hope they lose.

What say you?

You don’t want me to say anything.

Sesh

Short for, “session.”  We are actually too lazy to verbalize the word, “session.” 

Ladies and germs

Dumb.

Spoiler alert

It was fine to use this when actually discussing a movie or TV show, but now we’ve become ridiculous with this one.

All the cool kids are doing it

If you are using this phrase, you are the furthest thing from cool.

What happens in Vegas…….

It was a witty commercial decades ago.  Now, people use it for every place they go.  If someone has four beers in Tulsa, they’ll say, “What happens in Tulsa…….”

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