I don’t plan on running for president anytime soon. However, if I did, and was elected, things would be a whole lot different around here. This post is not meant to get into anything political AT ALL, rather, it’s a way for me to blow off a little steam regarding a bunch of things people say WAY TOO MUCH that drive me crazy. As there are approximately eight gazillion things that bother me, I will share a partial list, say, every Thursday.
So, without further ado, here is my list of catch words, sayings, and phrases that will be OUTLAWED or simply GONE, should I ever become president. A word of caution, you most likely use one or many of these………
I’m not going to lie
That’s good. You shouldn’t.
Just plain dumb.
All over it like white on rice
What if I want brown rice? No mention of that.
Been there, done that
Old and tired. I especially love it (my eyes are rolling) when they follow it up with, “…….and bought the shirt.”
Easy peasy (lemon squeazy)
Hi there. I’m your new president. It’s time for you to leave the country.
I got your back
Well, give it back to me. It makes it easier to support my neck and head.