Incompetent and Insane Drivers:
Welcome to my personal rant that gets me fired up traveling to and from work, and really, anywhere in between. I struggle with other people sharing my roadways. Thanks Dad! In an effort to not take part in a road rage incident, I’ve decided to express my frustrations in a healthier manner. Right here. For you.
Person A: You won’t be happy until you are the only person driving out there.
Me: How do we make that happen?
Offense: Tapping on the breaks when you are deemed too close to their back bumper
Tip: Step on the gas or pull over and get out of the way!
This happens more often in my laid back and rural state than in a more populated area, I find. Someone going 37 miles per hour in a 50-mph zone, gets offended because I am behind them, so they slam on their breaks to get me to back off. However, this tactic rarely works with me. In this situation, I will give you miles of the most concentrated driving I can possibly give, because I will drive to within an inch of that bumper and stay there.
Whipped Owl 