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When I’m President 10-21-2021

I don’t plan on running for president anytime soon.  However, if I did, and was elected, things would be a whole lot different around here.  This post is not meant to get into anything political AT ALL, rather, it’s a way for me to blow off a little steam regarding a bunch of things people say WAY TOO MUCH that drive me crazy.  As there are approximately eight gazillion things that bother me, I will share a partial list, say, every Thursday.

So, without further ado, here is my list of catch words, sayings, and phrases that will be OUTLAWED or simply GONE, should I ever become president.  A word of caution, you most likely use one or many of these………


I love when someone I don’t know calls me, “Bro.”  I don’t want to even be seen with you, let alone having anyone think we are even potentially related.


Usually written as an overembellished laugh on social media.  It’s stupid.

Roast beast

Yes, people actually use this to refer to roast beef.  I’ve heard them.  It was somewhat witty when the Grinch said it.  Not you. 


Another written one, usually when sarcastically questioning someone, as in, “Um, you do realize…….”

Between you, me, and the lamppost

Um, the lamppost is an object and cannot hear anything we are discussing.

Houston, we’ve had a problem

Yes, this old reference to the Apollo 13 movie is still frequently used.  26 years later.

All that jazz

I love jazz music, but not that much. Let’s not leave out the other genres of music.

Author: Whipped Owl

Writer Musician Historian Sportsman Loner

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